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[CHEERING]

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[THEME MUSIC]

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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
    BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
    OF EDUCATION AND NOGGIN

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[SNIFFING]

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[SHUDDERS]

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[SQUEALS]

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[SCREAMS]

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THAT NEW KID'S A FREAK.

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I THINK HIS NAME
        IS ZIP OR SOMETHING.

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HE'S BEEN HERE
LONG ENOUGH TO AT LEAST
MAKE SOME LOSER FRIENDS,

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LIKE THAT CREEP KID, DIM...

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OR THOSE REJECTS
        IN THE CORNER.

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BUT LOOK AT HIM,
        ALL BY HIMSELF,

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I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF KID
    DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

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IT'S SO INHUMAN.

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["INHUMAN" ECHOING]

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CONGRATULATIONS ON DISCOVERING
THE GROTESQUE SPACE MONSTER!

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TELL US, HOW DID YOU
KNOW HE WAS AN ALIEN?

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WELL, WE NOTICED
        HE HAD NO FRIENDS.

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["FRIENDS" ECHOING]

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[GASPS]

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I'M LOOKING
            FOR A FRIEND.
            WOULD YOU BE--

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I WAS BORN
WITH WEBBED FISH TOES...

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LIKE SOME KIND
OF HORRIBLE FISHBOY.

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WANT TO SEE?

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WOULD YOU--

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[SCREAMING]

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SQUEALY FOOLS!

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THESE HUMAN FILTHIES
    SHOULD BE HONORED

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TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED
AS POSSIBLE FRIENDS OF ZIM!

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WHO AMONG YOU FEELS
        THEY ARE WORTHY ENOUGH
        TO BE MY BEST FRIEND?

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GOOD. I HAVE DEVISED
            SOME SIMPLE TESTS

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TO DETERMINE
        WHO IS THE WORTHIEST.

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WE BEGIN BY TESTING
            YOUR ABSORBENCY.

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OOH! HEY! OOH!

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NEXT, I TEST
                YOUR ELECTRICAL
                CONDUCTIVITY.

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[SCREAMING]

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AND NOW,
            THE FINAL TEST...

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[SCREAMING]

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WE HAVE
            A WINNER. WHAT IS
            YOUR NAME, FRIEND?

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MY NAME'S KEEF.

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WOW! I'VE NEVER WON
ANYTHING BEFORE.

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I PROMISE I'LL BE THE BEST,
MOST LOYAL FRIEND EVER!

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I'M SO HAPPY.

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DON'T TOUCH ME.

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I'D LIKE YOU
            ALL TO MEET KEEF.

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HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

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NOT YOURS...MINE!

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GET LOST, YOU LOSERS.

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VERY WELL,
    I AM GOING TO GET LOST.

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BUT NOTICE I AM GETTING LOST
    WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

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[CRASH]

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AND THEN TOMORROW,
THERE'S THE CIRCUS.

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WE CAN GO TO THE CIRCUS!
I LOVE THE CIRCUS!

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YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE CIRCUS, ZIM?

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I WANT TO
CONGRATULATE YOU, KEEF,
        ON A JOB WELL DONE.

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YOU HAVE BEEN A MOST
        CONVINCING FRIEND.

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BUT NOW THAT THE WORLD
        SEEMS SATISFIED

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WITH MY KNACK
        FOR COMPANIONSHIP,

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I DON'T THINK I WILL
        BE REQUIRING YOUR
        SERVICES ANY LONGER.

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OUR MISSION
        TOGETHER IS DONE.

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GOOD JOB, SOLDIER.
            BE GONE WITH YOU.

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HEY, YOU GOT
ANY VIDEO GAMES?

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YES.

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[HEAVY SIGH]

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A JOB WELL DONE.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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HELLO?

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HEYA, BUDDY.
HOW YOU DOING?

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KEEF? I TOLD YOU
        I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR--

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I UNDERSTAND, ZIM.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
YOU'D WANT TO--

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[BEEP]

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HOLD ON, I'VE GOT
            ANOTHER CALL.

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HELLO?

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HEYA, BUDDY! YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE THE CIRCUS!

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GIR!

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YES, MY MASTER!

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GIR, I'M GOING
                DOWN TO THE LAB.

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DO NOT LET ANYONE
            IN THE HOUSE.

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YES, SIR!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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LEPRECHAUNS!

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[SQUEAKING]

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[BLISSFUL SIGH]

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HEY, ZIM! YOU SHOWED UP JUST
IN TIME FOR THE WAFFLES!

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!

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YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?

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OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!

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OH! WE CAN WALK
TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.

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I'M SICK. I'M NOT
        GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY.

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POOR SICK ZIM.

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NO WONDER HE'S SO SAD.

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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, GIR.

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I THINK WE SHOULD THROW
    OUR ZIM A SURPRISE PARTY.

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IT'LL CHEER HIM UP.

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[HAPPY SQUEAL]

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I'LL GET A BUNCH OF KIDS

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AND BRING THEM
OVER AFTER SCHOOL.

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NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SURPRISE.

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GIR?

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A SURPRISE.
ZIM CAN'T FIND OUT.

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MEOW.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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WHAT ARE
                YOU DOING, GIR?

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NOTHING.

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NOTHING?
                OR SOMETHING?

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OOOH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

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YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME!

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KEEF IS PLANNING A SURPRISE
PARTY FOR YOU AFTER SCHOOL!

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HE'S GONNA BRING ALL THE KIDS
BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!

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THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH!

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I'M MAKIN' THE CAKE!

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HE'S BRINGING
            ALL THE CHILDREN
            TO OUR SECRET LAIR?

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DO YOU REALIZE
                WHAT THIS MEANS?

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YES.

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WAIT A MINUTE...NO.

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IT MEANS OUR MISSION
            IS IN JEOPARDY!

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AW, MAN.

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[HUMS A DITTY]

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SOMETHING MUST BE DONE
        ABOUT THIS...KEEF.

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IF HE SUCCEEDS, THE WHOLE
    POPULATION OF EARTH

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WILL SHOW UP
        ON OUR DOORSTEP.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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PARTY AFTER SCHOOL
        AT ZIM'S HOUSE.

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EVERYBODY'S INVITED!

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WHO'S ZIM?

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HE'S THE GREEN KID.
YOU KNOW HIM.

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OH, YOU MEAN THE FREAK
        WITH THAT ONE FRIEND

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THAT MAKES HIM
            EVEN FREAKIER?

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HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.

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THESE HUMANS AND THEIR
    FILTHY "FRIENDSHIP."

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IT BRINGS NOTHING
        BUT TROUBLE.

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I CAN SEE THEM NOW.

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[COW MOOS]

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[SHUDDERS]

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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PARTEEEEE!

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[GASPS]

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[SLOW MOTION]
            PARTEEEE!

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[GRUNTING]

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[LOW, VERY
    SLOW MOTION SOUNDS]

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[SIGHS]

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[LAUGHING]

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OK, NOW YOU GUYS WAIT
        HERE WHILE I GET HIM.

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THEN JUMP OUT AND
            YELL "SURPRISE!"

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HE'LL BE SO HAPPY.

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I'VE NEVER
                BEEN TO A PARTY
BEFORE.

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DO THEY HURT?

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HEY, ZIM! I'M HOME!

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FOR ME?!

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OH, YOU ARE
            MY BESTEST FRIEND.

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THANK YOU, ZIM.

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[SCREAMING]

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KEEF...

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YES...?

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WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

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THAT WOULD BE ZIM.

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TODAY, HE GOT ME--

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SILENCE! WHEN I SNAP
MY FINGERS,

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THE NEXT LIVING THING
YOU SEE YOU WILL BELIEVE
TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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I LIKE ZIM.

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I KNOW YOU DO.
BUT PAY ATTENTION!

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[SNAP]

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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ZIM! HOW'D
    YOU GET OUT THERE?

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HEY, WAIT UP! I HAVE
    A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

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HA HA HA! HUMANS
AND THEIR "FRIENDSHIP."

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INVADERS NEED NO ONE.
NO ONE!

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[CRASH]

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HEY, GUYS!
            THIS IS ZIM!

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IT'S ZIM!

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FORGET THIS WEIRDO.

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HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE
    SOMETHING REALLY NEAT?

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[SCREAMING]

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HEY, I'M HUNGRY.
    CAN I GET SOME OF THAT?

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NO.

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[SCREAMING]

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YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?

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[HUMMING]